NairobisT

Dear Kenyans, It is called seal tape not solo tep 😂😂😂😂

How to survive in Nairobi:
1. Have money
2. Know people that have money and connections
3. Don't fall in love
4. Take number 3 seriously

The man who sleeps in peace has either no debt or no wife.

Hii makosa kwetu ilikua inashida murder😭🙈😂😂🤣😅

Keep moaning now coz when
you get kids itakuwa kimya
kimya e' ama wewe ushai skia
sauti kwenu

Mimi ukiniuliza niko wapi
lazima nijue kwanza uko
wapi ndio nijuwe niko wapi

Maturity is realizing that women can
have male friends who are like
brothers to them...
(As long as it's not my girlfriend)

UKIKAA na baba YakO
UWEZIKUJUA MAKOSA YA
MAMA YAKO